The Ostrich Report – Where Ecommerce Sticks Its Head in the Sand So You Don’t Have To 🪶

#ecommerce 🚨 PILOT EPISODE ALERT 🚨 🎙️ Welcome to The Ostrich Report – Where Ecommerce Sticks Its Head in the Sand So You Don’t Have To 🪶

Two marketplace nerds walk into a livestream... and the algorithm lets them stay. Hosted by Hendrik Laubscher (the man, the myth, the spreadsheet) and myself (part-time ecommerce guru, full-time professional cynic), The Ostrich Report is your no-holds-barred, semi-accurate, occasionally insightful look into the wild world of global ecommerce marketplaces.

💥 In this glorious mess of a pilot, we tackle:

• Why marketplaces are multiplying faster than AI bros on LinkedIn 🤖

• The real reason brands cry in the shower after selling on Amazon 🛁

• What the hell is going on in cross-border trade (and who’s profiting from the chaos) 🌍

• And how Shopify, Shein, and Temu might secretly be roommates in a very weird sitcom (imagine AI meets Reality TV meets therapy session) 📺

Expect sarcasm. Expect strong opinions. Expect at least one tech reference no one fully understands (even us).

And if you're in the ecommerce game and NOT watching this? You're basically doing business blindfolded in a minefield. 💣

🚀 This is the ecommerce podcast where we call out the nonsense, sip the tea, and occasionally pretend we know what we’re talking about. Spoiler: We don’t always.

🕵️‍♂️ Subscribe. Comment. Like. Or don’t. We’re not your mum.

👉 Pilot episode drops NOW.

👉 Watch out for weekly drops and another pod lands in 2 weeks.

👉 Sponsors? We’re actively seeking them. DMs welcome.

🎧 Watch, laugh, roll your eyes, share it with your ecommerce buddies. Or your dog. We’re not picky.

https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/nerdinsearchof6/episodes/The-Ostrich-Report-AKA-The-Marketplace-Podcast-with-Vinny-and-Hendrik-pilot-episode-e33k1li/a-abvm30k

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