🚨 Episode 2 Alert: The Ostrich Report 🚨
Just when you thought ecommerce couldn’t get any more ridiculous—Episode 2 lands like a rogue ostrich in a boardroom. 🦩
In this week’s episode, we tackle:
The latest “innovations” that are basically just 2012 with a new font
Why your DTC brand’s TikTok ad budget now needs to be bigger than your rent
And whether Amazon is actually plotting to replace your grandma with a drone (spoiler: maybe)
👉 Plus: Special guest—our good friend “Data.” We tried to talk to it but it kept referring us to its PR team.
🎧 Tune in wherever you get your podcasts.
📈 Laugh. Cry. Wonder why anyone still says “omnichannel.”
📉 Then hit unsubscribe—but like, ironically.
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