🚨 The Ostrich Report: Episode 3 is out now! 🚨
🎙️ Starring: Two ecommerce nerds with more opinions than hair—Me and Hendrik Laubscher.
This week we tackle checks notes … whatever we felt like talking about for 25 minutes before running out of coffee and credibility.
✨ What’s inside? ✨
Lukewarm takes on TikTok Shop
Audible sighs about Amazon
Some borderline slander (lawyers, let’s chat)
And a moment of silence for our career prospects
📉 We are now 3 episodes deep and dangerously close to becoming LinkedIn’s version of Wayne’s World—but with worse lighting and more ecommerce charts.
But wait… Episode 4 is our love letter to eBay.
Our first ecommerce crush. The original garage sale of the internet. The reason we still sort our socks by “Buy It Now.”
💔 She ghosted us for years… but we’re ready to talk.
🧾 We’re also now actively (and shamelessly) looking for sponsors.
Do you sell a B2B SaaS product that automates literally anything?
Do you have a newsletter with fewer subscribers than us?
Do you own a fax machine and want to see it on camera?
We’ll partner with you. Just DM us before our parents make us get real jobs.
👇 Watch Episode 3 below and subscribe before we get shadowbanned by Shopify:
📽️ Episode Link
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